Friday, August 7, 2009 AT 9:44 PM
*Yawns* I'm getting sleepy again. I'm seriously becoming a pig. I just woke up and now I want to sleep again. Haiz... I keep yawning... And I keep tearing when I yawn. Sian luh. I slept 3 or 4 times already. Now, I'm still so lethargic. It has been ages since I had this feeling. The last time I was this tired was the last day of PSLE. OH NO, I'm becoming old. Anyway, it's time to be lame. If not I'll fall asleep.
Three friends die in a car accident and attend an orientation in Heaven. An angel asks, "When you are in your casket and your friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"
The first guy says, "I would like them to say that I was a great doctor and a loving family man."
The second guy says, "I would like them to say that I was a caring husband and a schoolteacher who made a huge difference to kids."
The last guy says, "I would like them to say -- LOOK, he's moving!"
Oh isn't the last guy so practical. XD
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A man calls Animal Control to get a crazed gorilla off his roof. A van pulls up and an old man gets out, carrying a small dog, a baseball bat and a gun. He hands the man the gun.
"OK, here's what we do. I'm going to go up onto your roof and threaten the gorilla with this baseball bat until he falls down. When he falls down, this little dog will bite him in the balls until he's incapacitated."
"Great," says the man, "but what's the gun for?"
"If I fall down instead of the gorilla, shoot the dog."
Um... I guess I have nothing better to do. ********************************************************************************************************
Oh yes. I AM lame. I went to look for jokes. Though they aren't funny. Wahahaha. Bleah. I'm going to take another nap. Bye bye. (:
Three friends die in a car accident and attend an orientation in Heaven. An angel asks, "When you are in your casket and your friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?"
The first guy says, "I would like them to say that I was a great doctor and a loving family man."
The second guy says, "I would like them to say that I was a caring husband and a schoolteacher who made a huge difference to kids."
The last guy says, "I would like them to say -- LOOK, he's moving!"
Oh isn't the last guy so practical. XD
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A man calls Animal Control to get a crazed gorilla off his roof. A van pulls up and an old man gets out, carrying a small dog, a baseball bat and a gun. He hands the man the gun.
"OK, here's what we do. I'm going to go up onto your roof and threaten the gorilla with this baseball bat until he falls down. When he falls down, this little dog will bite him in the balls until he's incapacitated."
"Great," says the man, "but what's the gun for?"
"If I fall down instead of the gorilla, shoot the dog."
Um... I guess I have nothing better to do. ********************************************************************************************************
Oh yes. I AM lame. I went to look for jokes. Though they aren't funny. Wahahaha. Bleah. I'm going to take another nap. Bye bye. (: