Oh my god this is hilarious. This stupid fortune teller genius on facebook. LOL.


Question 1. Am I in 1a?
Answer: Yes, but only on the 13th of each month.

Question 2: WTF. Yea then in any other days, I'll be in 1B/C/D/E/F/G/H/I?
Answer: Simon yes!

Question 3: Are you a fake fortune teller?
Answer: Yes, no doubts

Question 4: Are you shitting around telling people fake stuff?
Answer: It may be, but think a lot about it

Omigosh I'm gonna die laughing. Anyway, for the 'Past life Analysis' now.

Your past life diagnosis:


You have lived 4823 days, 11 hours, 0 minutes and 44 seconds in this life.

I do not know how you feel about Vivian, but it seems that you were male in your last incarnation.

You were born somewhere in the territory of modern South New Zealand, around the year 1150.

Your profession was that of a writer, dramatist or organiser of rituals

Your brief psychological profile in your past life: You had the mind of a scientist, always seeking new explanations. Your environment often misunderstood you, but respected your knowledge.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation: Magic is everywhere around you, even in the most usual, most ordinary situations. Your lesson is to understand this magic and to help other people to see it, too. You are a magician!

Wow, magician? Can I go back to my past life? So cool, mind of a scientist. HAHAHA. Then I'll be smarter than Beatrice Lee and Ming Fang. MUAHAHAHA. Okay fat hope. This is weird. MALE?! WTF la. But.. oh well.